WARNING: This episode, while very hilarious, contains content related to depression and suicidal thoughts.
Other fun topics include opossums, Jessica's ass, Operation Varsity Blues: The Movie, Jeni's Everything Bagel ice cream, permanent Daylight Saving, and Pepé Le Pew. Plus, a 2003 Cosmopolitan magazine gives us priceless advice on bonding with our man (over farts). And finally, we circle back to a corporate buzzword edition of F**k/Marry/Kill.