Topics include birthday presents (good & bad), sleep complaining, Ativan and more Ativan, fancy face serums, Botox, AirPods Pro, Lil Nas X, runaway dogs, and libertarian anti-feminists. Plus, a Cosmopolitan magazine from 2003 encourages us to create our own signature sex move. And finally, we play an Easter-themed edition of F**k/Marry/Kill.