Topics include Target, body negativity, fitness apps, men & menstruation, the Jif peanut butter recall, noodles, men writing about women's tits, John Mulaney & rickshaws, Catholicism, and so much more. Plus a 2005 Cosmopolitan magazine teaches you how to pretend to want to have sex with your man. And finally, we F**k/Marry/Kill three of Jessica's favorite candy bars.