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Nov. 1, 2021

"I don't want to talk about my mateys"

Merry Halloween, patriots! Topics include falafel, primates, inflatables, yelling at children, tacos, wood with a past (Jessica’s viral TikTok), writers with thesauruses, things being “too much”, self-diagnosing, Mean Girls, butter, and more. Plus, a 2004 Cosmopolitan magazine warns us about getting tattoos and flashing our nips on television. And finally, we F**k/Marry/Kill 3 classic Halloween costumes.