“Thou shalt not have any other podcasts before me”

Admittedly, one of the lesser known 10 commandments, it certainly was issued to ensure everyone paid attention to this particular podcast.

I am not really a podcast person. Listening to other people pontificate about topics they pretend to be omniscient kills my attention span instantly. However, when gazing upon such magnificent cover art, I felt mesmerized and magnetically drawn to the podcast like a paramecium to pancake mix. I also heard an ominous voice reminding me of the aforementioned commandment.

Raised Wrong — witty? Yes. Charming? To be sure. PG rating for the kiddos? Definitely not. Should all kids listen to this? Unequivocally yes. The perfect blend of real talk, sex, pancake mix, sex and passionately articulated viewpoints in life’s most crucial problems makes this podcast a must-listen. Throw in a combined IQ pushing 320 between these two and you’re not going to be able to disagree with anything they say. Anything.

Think of it like this. It’s gospel. Essentially the only philosophy and viewpoints you need for your soul to thrive and become whole.

Raised Wrong - for those of us either raised right or not raised wrong enough — sit back and let you body tingle to the undeniably intellectually and sexually satisfying voices of these two podcast geniuses.