Topics include tooth-brushing, pussy quadrants, roller skates AND blades, $400 bikinis, Lexapro, influencer mommies, Clay Aiken, and the true meaning of Memorial Day. Plus, a 2004 Cosmopolitan blows ours minds regarding THRILL-SEEKING STUDS (aka pirates). And we play a sort of creepy fast food edition of F**k/Marry/Kill. AND the birth of a NEW Raised Wrong segment???