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Topics include the deep state plot against Matt Gaetz, TMG (too much guacamole), dentists, plastic surgery, shelf butts, vaccine theatre, and a desperate plea for you to join TikTok. Plus, a 2003 Cosmopolitan magazine gives us the scoop on why guys dump us! And finally, a Kardashian-themed F**k/Marry/Cill.
