First episode of 2022!! Topics include War & Peace, permanent makeup, plastic surgery, hit 2004 television show Wife Swap, balloon boy, being a whore for brands on social media, veterans & pregnant people, grocery store virtue signaling, and calling off weddings. Plus, 45 Ways to Get Even Closer To Him from a truly terrible 2008 Cosmo. And finally, we f**k, marry, and kill some "winter celebrities."