We're back! Wow. Topics include drive-through vaccinations, how not to write a book, being naked at the dermatologist, living your best life with botox, tiny houses, stupid computers, veterinary medicine, and “I didn’t know I was pregnant” stories. Plus, a 2004 Cosmopolitan magazine gives us an absolutely psychotic list of 16 things not to “blab on and on about.” And finally, the long-awaited billionaire edition of F**k/Marry/Kill starring Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, and Elon Musk.