Jeanne and special guest Julia Vickerman (artist/writer/lover/director) get to know one another and trauma bond over the horror that is a 2014 Cosmopolitan magazine. Topics discussed include foster dogs, tattoos, mewing, turning 40, movies where the ocean is the villain, dog dentists, cat eating disorders, Love Island UK All Stars, MGMT’s new album, orca whales, the great (imaginary) ketchup wars, and so much more! A Cosmo article entitled "What He Really Says About You To His Friends" is so much worse than you can imagine. And finally, 3 of the 4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles get f***ked, married, and killed.