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April 25, 2024

Disney Dumping

First, an important update about the way we podcast! Then, Jessica does a deep dive into the uproar about Disney changing their Disability Access Service (and the Disney adults who are screaming and shaking and shitting about it). Other topics …

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April 11, 2024

Everything I've Ever Accomplished in Life is From Spite

A lot of questions are answered in this episode: "Why do we exercise? Why do we drink? Would we be good gay dads? WHO IS EATING THE SUN???" And the one question that's on everyone's mind..."How many calories does holding …

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March 28, 2024

Mommy is Scary w/ Jessica Rowland

Stepmother of the pod Jessica is back and she's got some gripes! Topics discussed include the phonetic alphabet, Venmo transactions, ghost kitchens, amphetamines, dipping sauces, cyber trucks, embryos, women's sports, and so ...

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March 14, 2024

I Was Young Once! w/ Emily Taormina

Long-time patriot and Type-A friend Emily Taormina joins Jeanne on the pod this week! Topics discussed include the millennial lol, cutting onions, Crocs, botox alternatives, woes of the Pacific Northwest, Swedish candy, Jude ...

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Feb. 29, 2024

Why Give Women Names? w/ Julia Vickerman

Jeanne and special guest Julia Vickerman (artist/writer/lover/director) get to know one another and trauma bond over the horror that is a 2014 Cosmopolitan magazine. Topics discussed include foster dogs, tattoos, mewing, turn...

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Feb. 6, 2024

Cosmo Mini: Sexy Honeymoon Surprises

A June 2003 wedding issue of Cosmopolitan magazine gives us some "naughty newlywed tips to keep your guy guessing" and we are legally obligated to discourage you from trying them out.

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Dec. 22, 2023

I Saw Mommy Drop Kicking Santa Claus w/ Ava Williams

Your friendly neighborhood Ava (Williams) is back and we've got ! Topics include orange foods, cyber bullying (light), audiobooks and the Libby app, wool (give it a shot), Baldur's Gate, gift guides, pervy male authors, and ...

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Nov. 6, 2023

Eating Ribs With Your Fingers Over Candlelight (w/ Jessica Rowland)

Oops! All Internet Dumbs! Jessica’s back after a 5-month hiatus and we talk about very current events like the Titan submersible implosion, the death of Sean Connery, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids , and Gary Larson’s The Far Side....

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Sept. 19, 2023

Who Killed Mr. Rogers? w/ Ava Williams

Let's give a warm Raised Wrong welcome to special guest/artist/neighbor/friend/copywriter Ava Williams! Topics include advertising, Jeanne’s 3rd grade music teacher, an update on walking, Bob Odenkirk, coffee (is it bad?), pe...

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Aug. 28, 2023

She Said, She Shed, He Wants to Get Naked (w/ Emily Towers)

Topics include she sheds, strike life, Free Solo , Brittany Murphy, the Lawrence brothers (woah!), the Property Brothers, Tom Cruise, and a *BIG* update to the "Jeanne walks" saga. Plus, we learn(?) a lot about decoding men'...

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July 28, 2023

Young Ladies of a Certain Age (w/ Emily Towers)

The writers may be striking but that won't stop them for podcasting! This month, Jeanne and special guest/dear friend/former roommate Emily Towers go deep on topics including dentistry/orthodontia, biking to work, wearing eye...

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June 30, 2023

"IS SHE OKAY???" (w/ Jessica Rowland)

You're in for a treat because *this* podcast is hosted by two, yes, TWO, dumb bitches. Topics include where have you been, being a slut for running, divorce (ever heard of it?), "the Curious Case of Natalia Grace" (*SPOILERS*...

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May 30, 2023

Maxin' It Out in the Sack (w/ Paul Bonanno)

Topics include “in this house” signs, the song Bette Davis Eyes, the new Dune trailer, the Great North, cats (good & bad), Marjorie Taylor Green, ”digital only fashion”, and some real talk about the Handmaid’s Tale (tv). Plu...

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April 3, 2023

Squishmallows & Satan w/ Paul Bonanno

Happy Women's History Month, St. Patrick's Day, & April Fools Day! Don't freak out, but Jeanne and a very special guest host (Paul Bonanno) had a very important conversation about ex-satanic wizards. Topics include bowling, S...

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Jan. 11, 2023

Greta Thunberg Claps Back

Topics include holiday air travel, a number of Britneys, Andrew Tate, Pete Davidson, the movie Bad Santa, ex-houses, American Girl dolls, and getting a friends fired from their job…out of love. Plus, a 2005 Cosmopolitan magaz...

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Dec. 16, 2022

"Keanu Reeves still walks among us..."

Topics include holiday movies, Kathy Bates, Elon Musk (again), free speech, exciting Raised Wrong Pod news, TikTok surgeons, terrible parents & tiny baby instagram influencers, the imaginary Matthew Perry/Keanu Reeves feud, s...

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Nov. 30, 2022

Elon Musk and the Terrible, Horrible No Good, Very Bad Day on Twitter

We're back!! Topics include grocery shopping on Thanksgiving Eve, Elon Musk & the Twitter Blue debacle, French, a very deep dive into Replika (a sex-geared AI chatbot), Jeanne’s favorite (so far) episode of Law & Order SVU (S...

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Nov. 18, 2022

Raised Wrong Update!

Just touching base! We'll circle back later!

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Aug. 25, 2022

Pearl Parties & Beach Bodies

This is a very special episode in which Jeanne & Jessica record from the SAME closet and oh what fun they had! Many wonderful topics were discussed including ESPIONage, child doctors, pregnant frogs, canned bread, Mussolini, ...

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Aug. 10, 2022

Soy Boy Cuck Chris Hemsworth Shuns Meat

Topics include COVID-19 (ever heard of it?), allergies, outer space, Elon Musk, anosmia, Roe v. Wade (kind of), the prison wives of TikTok, HBO Max, public libraries, math, high heels & average-sized men, and Chris Hemsworth'...

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July 18, 2022

Feels Bad Feels Dirty Feels Upsetting!

Topics include feet pics, animal bullies, targeted ads, Billy Joel, rating hotness on a curve, fictional nurses, fireworks, and the Supreme Court. Plus, a 2005 Cosmo provides confusing advice about keeping your autonomy, even...

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June 17, 2022

Breasts that had vanished without a trace

Topics include Target, body negativity, fitness apps, men & menstruation, the Jif peanut butter recall, noodles, men writing about women's tits, John Mulaney & rickshaws, Catholicism, and so much more. Plus a 2005 Cosmopol...

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May 19, 2022

Is kissing the new rim job?

The dumb bitches are back! Topics include careers, coffee, sausages, billionaires, Teslas, kissing, husbands’ shoes, quite possibly the worst reality show ever made, and more. Plus, a 2005 Cosmopolitan magazine teaches us to ...

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Feb. 14, 2022

Cleavage Pillow Teddy Bear

Topics include going off your meds, the Tinder Swindler, 3 Men & A Baby, Powerpoint sex presentations, short man Reddit, booby wrinkles, how babies are made, and why lying's okay. Plus, a 2008 Cosmo equates putting things in ...

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