Episodes

First episode of 2022!! Topics include War & Peace, permanent makeup, plastic surgery, hit 2004 television show Wife Swap, balloon boy, being a whore for brands on social media, veterans & pregnant people, grocery store virtu...

Topics include Home Alone, singing at babies, holiday depression, wearing your own merch, zebras, getting in fights at Disney World, and the demographics of Diet Coke drinkers. Plus a very special edition of terrible advice:...

Topics include movie trailers, mushrooms, Michael Clayton, being tired, being mad, NordicTrack, the Contact Lens King, Timothée Chalamet, 'unskilled’ workers, Elon Musk, and the New York City clown community. Plus, a 2004 Cos...

Merry Halloween, patriots! Topics include falafel, primates, inflatables, yelling at children, tacos, wood with a past (Jessica’s viral TikTok), writers with thesauruses, things being “too much”, self-diagnosing, Mean Girls, ...

Topics include Eleanor Roosevelt and Amelia Earhart, gossip. Boomer comedians for Boomers, horse-punching energy, a warning about Gilbert Gottfried cameos, sex-ed for grown-ass men, John Mulaney and parasocial relationships, ...

Topics include American cheese, charcuterie, Subway the restaurant, Jeanne's first and last real piece of writing, Jessica's legions of TikTok fans, men with daughters, a man and his dick, Stan Shunpike, and the *dangers* of ...

A very back-to-school edition of Raised Wrong. Topics include ear piercing, Oodles Babies, fighting with men, appreciating Gen-Z, English teachers, the dad-first mentality, Dr. Phil & catfishing, rainbow flags, and critical ...

Topics include being home alone, monogamous tattoo artists, the Cleveland Guardians, Aunt Jemima, Love Island UK, Rhode Island, lovemaking, and hatemaking. Plus, a 2003 Cosmopolitan magazine instructs us on how to speak to a ...

Topics include America, hotel gyms, the Hard Rock Cafe, fruity drinks, hot air balloons, parasailing, bad coworkers, and internet geniuses. Plus, a 2003 Cosmopolitan magazine helps us talk to a maitre'd. And finally we play a...

LIVE (but not really) from the AC Marriott in Dublin, Ohio, we honestly raise more questions about hotels than we answer! Topics include bibles, ice machines, emergency exits, black lights, waxing, Sha'Carri Richardson (after...

Topics include canceled plans, bird parts, cicadas, Gilbert Gottfried, Sha’Carri Richardson (before the news), kooky psychiatrists (part II), and the immortal Cole Beasley. Plus, a June 2003 Cosmo teaches us how to be "ballsi...

Topics include tooth-brushing, pussy quadrants, roller skates AND blades, $400 bikinis, Lexapro, influencer mommies, Clay Aiken, and the true meaning of Memorial Day. Plus, a 2004 Cosmopolitan blows ours minds regarding THR...

We're back! Wow. Topics include drive-through vaccinations, how not to write a book, being naked at the dermatologist, living your best life with botox, tiny houses, stupid computers, veterinary medicine, and “I didn’t know I...

Topics include the deep state plot against Matt Gaetz, TMG (too much guacamole), dentists, plastic surgery, shelf butts, vaccine theatre, and a desperate plea for you to join TikTok. Plus, a 2003 Cosmopolitan magazine gives u...

Topics include birthday presents (good & bad), sleep complaining, Ativan and more Ativan, fancy face serums, Botox, AirPods Pro, Lil Nas X, runaway dogs, and libertarian anti-feminists. Plus, a Cosmopolitan magazine from 2003...

WARNING: This episode, while very hilarious, contains content related to depression and suicidal thoughts. Other fun topics include opossums, Jessica's ass, Operation Varsity Blues: The Movie, Jeni's Everything Bagel ice crea...

Topics include sweatshirts (as per usual), Tyra Banks, birthdays, baked Cheetos, bullying, the C-word, blood, more blood, divorce, and Dr. Seuss. Plus, a continuation of some very beverage-based relationship advice from a 200...

Topics include puzzles, massages, Nextdoor, stealing cars, friendship, Bridgerton, #nomakeup, nudes, staring at babies, guns, and potatoes. Plus, a 2003 Cosmopolitan magazine encourages us to go to the opera and drink lots o...

Topics include driver's tests, trumpets, the movie Castaway starring Tom Hanks, vagina hair lasers, snow days, the Britney Spears documentary, skinny jeans, soggy jeans, and yoga pants. Plus, we learn 2 mindblowingly stupid t...

Topics include Facebook, Doogie Howser, M.D., smoothies, GameStop, ring lights, Thinx poison panties, anti-vaxxers, Honda Civics, learning to stepparent, Vanna White, Mitt Romney’s hair, and marriage resumes. Plus, a 2003 Cos...

Topics include Larry King, tiny foods, giant hoodies (Part III), dry streaks, Shake Shack, more senseless tattoos, the national anthem, the New York Times, and how to know when you need a divorce. Plus, 10 things you should N...

Topics include giant hoodies (Part II), bone broth, the 1 Second Everyday app, seasonal depression, being rejected by Matt LeBlanc, saying adieu to Parler, the insurrection, and fighting over NFL football. Plus, we give you 3...

Happy new year! Topics include giant hoodies for tiny little babies, Jeanne's new favorite food, the sexy side of the Great British Baking Show, having a personality on ANTM, Juice WRLD & know-it-all old men, how to take nud...

Topics include getting dressed, the Babybel cheese family, more cheeses, the lesbian Christmas movie, Ben Shapiro (again), DR. Jill Biden the doctor, and Olivia Jade breaking the silence. Plus, some *very* special advice fro...